MILF Hunting: How to Catch a Cougar?

When it comes to MILF hunting, the math is elementary; Twenty-two comes into forty-four twice. A MILF knows her stuff and has gathered all kinds of tricks over the years that can make you cum faster than you can say deep throat.

Additionally, a cougar knows what she wants, when, and how. She has no time for drama and no need for you to structure her life during a decades-long relationship. She just wants good, young, dick, and often.

But, catching a cougar is much more difficult than it seems. Most people end up drowning in their ample boobs as victims, and very few can be the predator that could tame a purebred MILF.

What Makes a MILF?

Regretfully, life is not porn. Being a young paperboy on his route will not make you meet a MILF, and she will not invite you to her ex-husband’s Malibu mansion. Not every woman over forty is a Mom You Would Fuck, nor would every MILF fuck you. If you want the best chance when shooting your shot, you will need some prep work.

A MILF is a very particular type of lady that has finished all of the troubles of making a home and earning her bread, and now just wants to have some fun. She will not emulate younger girls, and she doesn’t need to do that.

An experienced lady you are looking for is over forty, but she already has everything, except fun. Here you can either be a boy toy that will be used just for sex, which has its benefits, or as an accessory to be shown to her friends. The latter is quite a bit more labor and time-intensive but can lead to you being drowned in very expensive and bouncy silicone boobs from all sides.

Best Locations for MILF Hunting

The collagen in female skin drains and deteriorates much faster than in males. While this small information from human physiology is irrelevant in most cases, it is essential when it comes to MILF hunting. You need women who are well-taken care of. This means that you will find much more MILFs in Malibu, California than in Columbus, Mississippi.

A gym is a good neighborhood is usually the best place to scout for your target. MILFs take care of their body, so a place that has a gym, Pilates, and maybe a spa center would be perfect.

The second best place to find a MILF is a wine tasting. And, if you are a strapping young lad with toned muscles, who also knows how to differentiate his cabernet sauvignon from his merlot, you are a done deal.

Finally, art exhibits and cocktail parties are an acceptable venue. But, since being invited to a classy party is not easy and learning about the European expressionist painters can be even harder, this mode should not be your main priority.

Recognition

The main thing you need to know apart are mothers that you would fuck, and mothers that would fuck you, the latter category probably being quite narrower than the former. There are a lot of beautiful, curvy, women who will haunt your wet dreams, but you want to know how to select the ones that will make those dreams a reality.

In this situation, MILF hunting is very similar to picking up all other women, as you need to observe their eyes and face to read what they are thinking.

When at a good location, try to establish eye-contact first. In the age of smartphones, this is even easier than before, as uninterested women will not look around but on the screen. This way, you will know that a cougar is out on the prowl.

Once you lock eyes, smile, if she starts checking you out, she is your mark. Approach with confidence and honesty, and she will be all over you in minutes.

Tools for MILF Hunting 

In a way, MILFs are easier to deal with than younger women. They have no time for lies and bullshit, but they are full of understanding and are not actually looking for a husband and a father, as she is already done with that.

The downside is that your primary tool is your young and durable body. For most people, this means hitting the gym ASAP and toning that vessel a bit. The better your body is, the better the MILF you can get.

The second is honesty. If you are honest and approachable, the MILF will know that she will have no problems dealing with you. If you want sex, tell her that. She will appreciate your honesty and your courage. Most women have dealt with liars and cheaters their whole life, and this brings something different.

Finally, your approach to the relationship will mean the most. Be relaxed and be fun. Don’t be afraid to act the fool and to propose outrageous things. A mature woman already has a stressful and gloomy day at the office and is looking for some fun. Be that fun.

Prime Examples

The one thing you will notice with all of this top-shelf MILFs is that they are all happy, active, and know what they want. Both in life and porn, older women are more secure and know precisely what they want.

Any of these girls would be a top prize when MILF hunting, but the reality is that most active MILFs are just as sex-crazed IRL as performers are in porn.

Nicole Aniston - Milf Hunting

#1 Nicole Aniston

The definition of hotness, even though Nicole is only a MILF in porn terms being only 31 years old, she should not be missed on any list. The California platinum blond is a very accomplished performer and is undoubtedly becoming a legend in the business.

She is a loving girlfriend, a good friend, and a dedicated sex fiend. And even though she is a vegan, she does swallow, which is okay because that is the fruit of her labor.

Alexis Fawx - Milf Hunting

#2 Alexis Fawx

Alexis is the stepmom you’ve always wanted. Hot, steamy, curvy, and with a bubbly personality, she will make any cock pop off on-screen or IRL.

Mrs. Fawx is an entirely legitimate MILF, with her 44 years of age, she has a body of a twenty-year-old, but the mind of a dirty cum hungry momma. A girl like her would be the ultimate prize when it comes to MILF hunting.

#3 Veronica Avluv

Veronica is the legend of the industry and what everyone thinks about when they say MILF. She is hot, curvy, and gags on a cock like a pro… mostly because she is a pro. We are thrilled that Mrs. Avluv is willing the share her expertise online, as there is not a boy, man, or senior citizen alive that will not get a boner at a sheer sight of her.

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