Boobs: Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

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Boobs transcend sexuality, from the most feminine lesbian to the butchest bear, everybody loves boobs. While popular media changed its attitude frequently, ranging from small and perky, to large and silicon, to the sporty fitness we have today, the opinion of the audiences remains unchanged.

The best size of boobs, without contest, is those that we can touch — squeezing and licking works as well.

And, while a lot of brilliant men and women have spent their lives studying the biology, anthropology, and psychology of boobs, the mystery remains. Not just why are we mesmerized and enticed by the female mammary glands, but how can we find the best ones, and subsequently touch them, lick them, and gently caress them?

Why are Boobs so Magical?

Breasts are equally a source of nourishment in our early years, as they are a source of fun from our adolescence up to the moment we leave this Earth. And by that we mean to die, as boobs will be awesome on Mars as well, mainly due to lower gravity.

Some deluded scientists and surgeons tried to figure out what would be the perfect pair of boobs, mostly so that they could sell bras and breast augmentations or reductions. No woman should fall for this, as the best pair is always the one that is standing confidently!

“Boobs are bouncing in France, boobs bouncing in the seas and oceans, bouncing with growing confidence and growing strength. Boobs are bouncing on the beaches, on the landing grounds, on the fields, and in the streets, boobs bouncing on the hills and on the faces of willing participants.”

-Winston Churchill, probably

While some might think that people don’t think much about boobs due to them not being on any major spot in internet searches, this is just because they are so widely accepted. The top search in the USA is “Lesbian”, and that category usually has four boobs, at least.

Relative Boob Theory vs. Fixed Boob Theory

Being the great minds and philosophers that we are, not to mention people of science, we need to mention the debate that is going on between the proponents of two major boob theories.

First, the Relative Boob Theory argues that the size of the woman’s breasts is dependent on the size of her body. If there is a solid 250cc of boob (or 1 US imperial cup) on a six-foot-tall girl, these boobs would seem small-ish, while on a five-foot girl they would seem massive.

The Fixed Boob Theory argues the opposite. Proponents think that it is unimportant if the tits are placed on a girl large or small, as when you take them in your hand, they would be the same.

By all accounts, it is most probable that this debate will never have a clear winner.

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Real Boobs vs. Fake Boobs?

  1. It doesn’t matter.
  2. You don’t care.

While an experienced mammologist would probably notice the difference in stiffness and reactivity between completely natural boobs and those that have been augmented by a gifted surgeon, they wouldn’t deny either.

The discussion about breast augmentation for girls should be more in regards to their confidence than any outside metric. If you love your boobs, others will love them as well. But, if you feel that you need help, there is nothing wrong with a medical professional modifying the works of Mother Nature.

For Science!

Obviously, in the efforts to make boobs as exact a science as possible, we would need to provide some examples.

As girls on the list all have utterly (no pun intended) magnificent boobage, it can’t be considered a top list, but rather a set of examples. Fellow scientists are welcome to add to the list in the comments, and our staff will gladly assess their propositions.

Big or small, dark or fair, natural or augmented, each boob will always find whole sets of people who will adore them.

Melissa Moore

In the words of Dr. Algernop Krieger: I can only get so erect!

Melissa got her breakthrough by being a large-chested doppelganger of Riley Reid but has already justified that dame by now.

With her sweet and proportional 32D chest, she must be as much of a joy to work with as she is a joy to observe.

Nia Nacci

Nia is the healthiest chocolate you can taste, and she is a snack.

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This twenty-year-old beauty had a marvelous pair of boobs and magical green eyes to match. Since Nai’s debut, she has grown even more, both in the professional and bodily sense, and we love every part of her.

Her 32DD cups paired with a slim 24-inch waist is a sight to behold!

★ Lana Rhodes

Only 22 years old, Miss Rhodes is already a colossus of the industry.

Her magnificent 34D chest, paired with baby blue eyes and a complete lack of a gag reflex makes this Chicago born beauty something that nobody wants to miss.

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Thankfully, Lana makes both films and live shows, meaning that there are a lot of chances to catch her at her best.

★ Valentina Nappi

Signorina Nappi comes from Pompeii, and there are a lot of eruption puns we had to miss for this occasion.

This already experienced model is blessed with a soft and alluring chest area, as well as a pretty face to follow her kinky personality. As she is a veteran in the industry, she has done almost everything, meaning that you can see her boobs bouncing in a range of scenarios.

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We wish Valentina a lot more scenes, and we hope to see here in a decade or so as one of the hottest MILFs on the Planet.

★ DJ Darcie Dolce

This multitalented babe really offers everything that a healthy human being would want from a woman. As she is a DJ, producer, and a Hustler Honey, it is more than possible to listen to her music while watching her perfect tits bounce.

And bounce they do. Gorgeous 32DD natural breasts draw people in, even taking away from her focused hazel eyes.

While we may wish Ms. Dolce all the luck in the world, this capable lady probably won’t need it.

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